Serious Question — Does anyone know the hairy musical production genius, Rick Rubin? I need to get a message to him. Paging Mr. Rubin, Mr. Rick Rubin… Your musical knack is in desperate need! Trust me people, I cannot overstate how much the musical universe is in serious peril right now and needs the sage, hairy eardrums of Rick Rubin. Actually, his melodious timing could not be more critical! Please, someone…