The following is an open letter…
To: Kevin McCarthy
Congressman
California’s 23rd District
House Minority Leader
From: Da Bob
Hola Kevin — What’s crackin’?
Dude, I just wanted to reach out and say “Qué Pasa” to my fellow Californian… And clue you into a certain — Historical — reality that may have slipped by you.
Some…
The other night, one of my best friends (whose name I have redacted) sent me a FOX News piece. It is completely normal for us to trade links and opinions with one another. I read it, responded aaannnddd… He just did get it, or did not want to get it… I am not sure.
I will leave it up to the kind folks of Medium to decide where the truth lies.
First, my apologies for linking to FOX News, but you may want to read this piece before examining my counter-argument… and then be sure to whack that - Clap Icon - for me at the bottom!
Hang on XXXXX,
I think my rebuttal here is about three times longer than Hanson’s original piece… and I may have strayed a bit into areas we don’t see eye to eye.
Once…
Serious Question — Does anyone know the hairy musical production genius, Rick Rubin? I need to get a message to him.
Paging Mr. Rubin, Mr. Rick Rubin… Your musical knack is in desperate need!
Trust me people, I cannot overstate how much the musical universe is in serious peril right now and needs the sage, hairy eardrums of Rick Rubin. Actually, his melodious timing could not be more critical!
Please, someone…
Last week’s business wires were all a buzz over Amazon’s acquisition of MGM Studios for a cool, crisp… $8.5 Billion.
Since then, questions have swirled… How will Jeff Bezos mine MGM’s primo content? How will this score affect Amazon’s already enormous suite of e-commerce, web-hosting and media offerings? …
I guess that Old-Time Religion just ain’t good enough anymore…
It was good for our mothers…
It was good for our fathers…
Makes me love everybody…
It’s good enough for me!
Yet, unfortunately… Hymns fade and times change; churches once led by faithful ministers, truehearted pastors or devout priests have…
Can we talk about what is happening in Arizona? I mean really talk about it… Because what has been happening in the desert is Bat-$hit crazy!
There are a bunch of so-called “Cyber Ninjas” counting Maricopa County’s last November 6th Presidential ballots… Yeah, Ninjas!
Ninja ballot reviewers who seem to have no experience auditing elections, love to wear red trucker hats, hate the media and come across as seriously partisan… Some major Cuckoo For Coco Puffs!
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In an attempt to halt the further purpling of Texas’s historically staunch red politics, Republicans state leaders have begun to legislate back, the hands of time, by passing “Old West” style gun and alcohol laws. …
The sky is falling!
The skyyy iiisssss falling…
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
Yes… Literally a Chinese rocket is falling out of the sky and is due to crash — somewhere — on earth this weekend; pack your bags, grab your crap, put the kids in the bunker and bury yourself…
The hypocrisy reeks here…
Once again a notable public figure has left us bewildered and confused, effectively telling us, “Do as I say, not as I do.” This time it’s the “Breakfast of Champions” icon, turned Lady, now current candidate for California Governor — Caitlyn Jenner.
