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To: Kevin McCarthy
Congressman
California’s 23rd District
House Minority Leader

From: Da Bob

Hola Kevin — What’s crackin’?

Dude, I just wanted to reach out and say “Qué Pasa” to my fellow Californian… And clue you into a certain — Historical — reality that may have slipped by you.

Some people would call this a “fact”, but I know many people in your party have an issue with others quoting “factoids”. How about we just agree to call this a “truth”, a truth you may have just overlooked. Ok?

Kevin, Donald Trump lost the Presidential election. Now don’t panic! Stay…


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RE: Victor Davis Hanson: The secret that Biden, Obama, Hillary won’t say aloud about today’s Democratic Party

Hang on XXXXX,

I think my rebuttal here is about three times longer than Hanson’s original piece… and I may have strayed a bit into areas we don’t see eye to eye.

Once again, what you refer to as an “article” is not, it’s an opinion piece — painted with a large brush.

Hanson’s piece is trying to portray the Dems / Left leaders as wealthier than their right leaning counterparts and that they (the Lefties) have forsaken their followers. …


Serious Question — Does anyone know the hairy musical production genius, Rick Rubin? I need to get a message to him.

Paging Mr. Rubin, Mr. Rick Rubin… Your musical knack is in desperate need!

Trust me people, I cannot overstate how much the musical universe is in serious peril right now and needs the sage, hairy eardrums of Rick Rubin. Actually, his melodious timing could not be more critical!

Please, someone power up the Bat Signal and point it over the skies of Malibu and summon the mysterious, creative powers of this bushy, shaggy, hair-covered music producer.

The Bat Signal

Mr. Rubin, pick up the red Bat phone! This music Commissioner is desperate for your help. In fact, the musical gods…


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Last week’s business wires were all a buzz over Amazon’s acquisition of MGM Studios for a cool, crisp… $8.5 Billion.

Since then, questions have swirled… How will Jeff Bezos mine MGM’s primo content? How will this score affect Amazon’s already enormous suite of e-commerce, web-hosting and media offerings? And lastly, will Bezos release the rumored, numerous hours of Donald Trump’s racist — The Apprentice — out-takes?

Hmmm???

But did you also take notice of what Amazon announced this week? A move that could perhaps catapult the company to the forefront of a dope sized market. …


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I guess that Old-Time Religion just ain’t good enough anymore…

It was good for our mothers…
It was good for our fathers…
Makes me love everybody…
It’s good enough for me!

Yet, unfortunately… Hymns fade and times change; churches once led by faithful ministers, truehearted pastors or devout priests have sadly given way to the lights, camera, action of today’s mega church services hosted by charismatic TV personalities touting the Gospel Americana.

And now — almost right on cue — after four tumultuous years of indoctrination, millions of MAGA tweets and the political resurrection of our nation’s worst traits there…


Can we talk about what is happening in Arizona? I mean really talk about it… Because what has been happening in the desert is Bat-$hit crazy!

There are a bunch of so-called “Cyber Ninjas” counting Maricopa County’s last November 6th Presidential ballots… Yeah, Ninjas!

Ninja ballot reviewers who seem to have no experience auditing elections, love to wear red trucker hats, hate the media and come across as seriously partisan… Some major Cuckoo For Coco Puffs!

These fake Ninjas were brought onboard by a real Arizona State Senator & Trump ally, Karen Fann, to conduct Maricopa’s — THIRD — election recount!

Let me say that again… This is Maricopa County’s — THIRD — recount!

Yes, THIRD… Since Biden won the state’s 11 Electoral Votes. Forcing Arizona…


This summer’s media onslaught is going to SUCK!

ABC & Kelly Slater’s… The Ultimate Surfer

Get ready America… Over the next few months the beautiful sport and laidback lifestyle of surfing is going to be marketed hard to your flabby bodies. Starting with surfing’s Olympic debut in this summer’s Tokyo Games to ABC’s Reality TV competition series, The Ultimate Surfer, set to piggy-back off the games this August.

This summer is going to be an epic party-wave… and I can honestly say — as a lifelong surfer — this summer’s media onslaught is going to SUCK!

Seriously, nothing makes me cringe harder than surfing becoming more popular…


A giant ostrich book with spurs outside The Big Texan Steak House in Amarillo, Texas via K. Mitch Hodge

In an attempt to halt the further purpling of Texas’s historically staunch red politics, Republicans state leaders have begun to legislate back, the hands of time, by passing “Old West” style gun and alcohol laws. These plumb loco lawmakers are hankering to revive the wild days of the Alamo, when everyone in the territory packed a six shooter, ordered whiskey by the bottle and fought lowdown, dirty cattle rustlers and wicked banditos.

Well, that’s according to all the historical knowledge I have gained by worshiping at the Western altar of John Wayne.

Yes, these Texas cowpokes just passed a bill


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The sky is falling!
The skyyy iiisssss falling…
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

Yes… Literally a Chinese rocket is falling out of the sky and is due to crash — somewhere — on earth this weekend; pack your bags, grab your crap, put the kids in the bunker and bury yourself underground until Monday!

Ok, perhaps I am being a bit paranoid. Perhaps? But, currently, there are a bunch of smart eyeballs looking upward, tracking a Chinese made Long March 5B rocket that is slowly (18,000 mph) falling out of orbit.

Recently, Harvard University astrophysicist, Jonathan McDowell, attempted to calm public…


Bruce Jenner’s 1976 Wheaties Cereal Box

The hypocrisy reeks here…

Once again a notable public figure has left us bewildered and confused, effectively telling us, “Do as I say, not as I do.” This time it’s the “Breakfast of Champions” icon, turned Lady, now current candidate for California Governor — Caitlyn Jenner.

When recently asked about her position on the efforts of many states to ban transgender kids from competing in school sports, the Oylmpian clearly affirmed her approval by saying, “This is a question of fairness,” to TMZ. “That’s why I oppose biological boys who are trans competing in girls’ sports in school. It just…

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