Alabama Fixin To Keep Yoga Ban

Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Sweet Home

In Alabama they don’t…

Call you “Pretentious”… They say you’re “too big for your britches.”

Don’t say “I’m about to”… They say “I’m fixin to.”

Don’t get “Upset”… They “Throw a hissy fit.”

Don’t say “It’ll be okay”… They say “God willin’ and the creek don’t rise.”