Every Texan Gets A Drink & Gun… To Go!

A giant ostrich book with spurs outside The Big Texan Steak House in Amarillo, Texas via K. Mitch Hodge

In an attempt to halt the further purpling of Texas’s historically staunch red politics, Republicans state leaders have begun to legislate back, the hands of time, by passing “Old West” style gun and alcohol laws. These plumb loco lawmakers are hankering to revive the wild days of the Alamo, when everyone in the territory packed a six shooter, ordered whiskey by the bottle and fought lowdown, dirty cattle rustlers and…